Friday, December 14, 2007

Freaky Glowing Devil Cats

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Bred in the depths of hell, there is a beast that waits inconspicuously throughout the lands, laying in wait for the moment to devour their keepers and take over the world. Beware your cat. Scientists in South Korea have cloned cats that, when exposed to ultraviolet light, glow an eerie red. It's only a matter of time cats breathe fire and shoot bolts of lightning from their eyes. It's time to stop fooling ourselves. These things are evil.

Saturday, December 08, 2007

A Few Days Off With Fewer Teeth

I don't have much to report currently. On Thursday morning I had an appointment to have four wisdom teeth extracted, so I have had an extended weekend. Most of it has been spent watching TV or sleeping and not chewing any food. My wife has been wonderful, making me smoothies and mashed potatoes and putting up with my extra snoring. I have found out that the drugs they gave me work pretty well in taking away my pain but help in making me nauseated. I have extra chubby cheeks and won't be leading singing on Sunday, but the extra time doing nothing has been relaxing, even with the throbbing pain in my jaw. I have yet to find out if I will have any bruising. I'll make sure to post some pictures if it happens to any comical extent.